Crux Skullcrusher, Priya the Bard, and Gorlach Eaglefist are hot on the tail of Tyberion the Hoarder and his fabled thievings.
But when they sneak into his hideout, all they find is a sword named Malphior. And it's definitely evil. And it talks a lot. And its resale value probably can't cover their expenses.
Mild danger ensues.