I love the Lynn Kurland original, but this is a very off-color book called "Longarm and the Dwarf's Darling" once you download and open it! Trying (unsuccessfully so far) to get a refund / download of the proper text. This was downloaded 4/3/10. Please be aware -- Apple's policy is not to refund iTunes purchases --- hopefully they will get the right book (which is awesome) instead of the trash inside!