Samantha, tired of New York society's social constraints, hopes to find a 'real' man in the African bush. George, wonders if his new guest at the exclusive Bundu Lodge, can stop him from beating about the bush, a habit since the alluring and toxic ¡La Bella Donna! screwed up his life. Thoughts of George keep invading Sam's tribal fantasies, and though the two are intensely attracted, they clash. Instead, it's a Swedish ex-porn star who beds the handsome Samburu warrior, starring reluctantly in her very own S&M movie. Her genius husband has little desire to facilitate her rescue after finding his Swedish siren frolicking with three Texas billionaires who'd hoped to buy his magnificent Kenyan resort. This CornPorn novel follows our characters' sexual shenanigans, transporting them from the pilot seat of a Gipsy Moth, to a medley of motorcycles and Land Rovers — their vacations of sex and debauchery becoming a matter of life and death.